Funny Sms Collection

aaj raat theek


12 baje ke baad


1 baje ga

hehe

hehee

aap bi kuch likh dein

i M A flower BUt ROSe IS U ..
I m A staR but MooN is U..
I m A stone BUt diaMOnd iS u..
i m The Sky but Sun IS u..
I m A Tree But uS pe LAtKa BandaR ho TUM..

huh

barhe dant nikal rahe hein

Leave It ..^^
no new Sms

hummm

nop

God is so wise that he created friends without a price tag Bcoz if he did, then i could not have afforded you
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5-10 PAISE KE SIKKE AAJKAL KAHAN MILTE HAI!! HAHAHA


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My eyes-miss u


My feelings-luv u


My mind-calls u


My Life is u


I'll die without u


I Love U


Aaisa tera Boyfriend mujhe bolta hai...... sambhal usko

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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo pyar nahi toh shikayat hi kiya karo itne bhi gair na samjo ki baat na kiya toh kamsekam miss call hii kiya karo

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Bhikari: Saheb ek rupaya do na...
Saheb: Kal aana
Bhikari: Saala kis kal kal ke chakkar mein isss market main mere lakhoo rupye faase hue hai

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Bahut CUTE ho tum khud ko duniya ki nazaron se bachaya karo, sirf aankhon mein kajal kafi nahi, gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo



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U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.

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Star + Moon = romantic night. Bird + Sky = Luvly Day. Forest + Animal = Refreshing. U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA!!!!

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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

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Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!

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A FRIEND IS SWEET WHEN ITS NEW, ITS EVEN SWEETER WHEN ITS TRUE, BUT U KNOW ITS SWEETEST WHEN ITS U

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There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime

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Little faith says "God Can do it",
Big faith says "God will do it",
But great faith says "It is done"
Nothing is impossible when God is with U...

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Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u...

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If u want
SUCCESS in
life;
be Sweet as Honey,

be Regular as Clock,

be Fresh as Rose,

be Soft as Tissue,

be Strong as Rock,

be Sure as Death,

and....
be Smart as ME

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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

A glass of care,
A plate of love,
A bowl of happiness,
A fork of trust,
A spoon of sweets,


So overall eat nicely!!

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Gadha jo khaye, woh ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka chawanprash ho tum,
Idoit, Stupid, Bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi woh yaar ....
Dost JHAKAAS ho tum!

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Read this with LOVE --


Main tumse kuch kehna chahti hoon,
Wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
Wahi pyaar ke teen akshar,
" Mera Bharat Mahan "

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If I disturb you,
I am Sorry!
But I need to say ..
I ...
Love ....
Disturbing You!!

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Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham,
When it ends Na Tum Jaano Na Hum,
So lets do Masti together,
Who knows Kal Ho Na Ho,
But whenever you need a friend ...
" Main Hoon Naa ".

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Things I love about you :

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2.
3.
4.
5.
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10.

What Can I Say???

There is NOTHING good about you!!!!

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When I call you :

One ring means, I miss you.
Two rings mean, I need you.
Three rings mean, I care for you.
Four rings mean, I want to meet you.
Five rings mean, " Abbe Gadhe, Phone To Utha! "

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When you miss me :

Meri yaad aaye to yaad karo,
Aur jyaada aaye to message karo,
Aur bhi jyaada aaye to phone karo,
Usse jyaada aaye to milo,
Usse bhi jyaada aaye to please...
Jhooth Bolna Band Karo!!!

• When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

• Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.

• Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.

• Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

• My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

• Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.

• If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.


• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!

• Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose?
Your Own Stupid!


• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!


• Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.


• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!


• Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!


• Geet Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta hai, isiliye he praani tu bill ka moh tyag de aur SMS kar, isi se tera manushaya janm safal hoga.


• The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

raat buhut ho chuki hai....



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?keypad dabane se subahanahi hogi...chupchaaap soo jaa....

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kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hai

pyarr ka asar zara der se hota hai

hum kuch nahi sochte unke bare mein

par har baat mein zikr unka hota hai

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10-12 log ek sardar ko maar rahe the

phir bhi sardar hass raha tha,ek aadmi bola

:kyu hass rahe ho?sardar:-mein gurmit hoon

ye mujhe kuldip samjh ke maar rahe hai

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small keys can open big locks

little words can express big thoughts

hope my little hi will make you smile

& think of me atleast for a while!!!

ab khush

Nice Sms

paise puree hove

Send NAhi kIYa kISI ko Lol

hehe

main ne bi nahi kiya

pak ja ke karoon ga

thnx 4 sharin

u welcome

If u want
SUCCESS in
life;
be Sweet as Honey,

be Regular as Clock,

be Fresh as Rose,

be Soft as Tissue,

be Strong as Rock,

be Sure as Death,

and....
be Smart as ME


gud 1

loll

bohat hai sms hain bilal..nice

thanks